I planed for my first date.. what precaution should I take?

1. Bad breath is caused by bacteria in your mouth. Drink 20oz of bleach.
2. Be sure to have a fatted calf or 10 pieces of silver to pay your dates "dowery tax"
3. If your "date" tells you to leave a "donation" on the night-stand just assume $200 is sufficient.
4. Chicks dig guys with awesome cars. Impress her by showing-up in a Porsche Carrera 4S
5. Wear clean clothes. If you sweat or breath heavy bring enough shirts to change ever 15 minutes.
6. Bring $2500 in cash. You never know.
7. If you go to the bar and she says she'd like a 'Rum & Coke', this is slang for saying she likes to bang three guys at once. Scream '*****!' as loud as you can and slap her until she starts bleeding from the nose.
8. Women like music. Show her you can enjoy sophisticated european melodies by having CDs by Bathory or Burzum playing in the car when you first pick her up.

Great suggestions... Thanks..