okay, this has been going on for awhile and it's getting worse but i'm too embarassed to mention it to my doctor and i don't know what to do. it's kind of hard to explain but i'll do my best. whenever i take a piss (sometimes it burns), instead of one line of piss coming out, i have two. one out of top of the little hole and one out of the bottom. also, my piss goes left even when my **** is straight and i have to hold it at a weird angle. sometimes i don't even have two, my piss will go like nuts spraying at all different angles and ****. also lately, my **** is bending more and more to the left, which leads me to believe maybe this is being caused by masturbation somehow? i haven't been able to find any information whatsoever on google that explains any of this. please help. any information or advice would be appreciated. i guess it's kind of funny in a way but not for me so please don't laugh man...