hey im newbie to this forum , so firstly , hi to everyone .so ill get direct to the point .got a bunch of questions hope u can answer them.thanks....

1.me n my g.f r gonna have a jolly time come this friday.so we plan to have lots of oral sex , and probably PROBABLY intercourse , if tht permits. since a dildo is not available here , quite far to get one , and i dont have a credit card im stuck. is it alrite if i use a cucumber ?? i mean i put i wash it real well and put a condom over it ? is tht alrite? any other things you would suggest..

2.how safe is this -->
first i start off my performing oral sex on her... then she put on her pants on (just for the safety part of it ) and perform oral sex on me. after we r both done we plan on having bath together? is that safe. i mean the remaining cum which mite come on the either of our hands .. although we will wash it off, is it safe to finger her in the shower too.

3. lastly we want to have sex so bad. even if its me putting 3 condoms i dont mind ??? does tht work? she doesnt want to take pills. only condoms an option here. how safe are we.