You know what it’s like when you have relatives to stay with you - you spend your entire time planning, with military precision, where you’ll take them, when you’ll go there, what you’ll do when you get there, what you’ll feed them and how much fun you can stuff into the visit to keep everyone happy and yourself sane? Well, motherhood is exactly like that – but without the relief you feel when they all leave and you can have your life and your house back. Motherhood is like having your relatives come to stay with your permanently!